Welcome

Hello bored ass individuals who have stumbled upon the random shit that comes into my brain. I had an epiphany the other day while taking a shit. After, wasting a few minutes trying to fathom how people actually shit before smart phones, I realized how much time daily I spend on the toilet. Instead of wasting that time playing games, checking social media, or sending my friends pictures of my beautiful creations I will blog. Basically I am just gonna put anything I think of on here, focusing on sports and cool shit. I have no idea how this works so gimme some slack until I can get it going. Ill post weekly sports picks, as well so I don’t lose money but you poor saps who listen to what I say will. Oh, shit, a little about me…. I enjoy whiskey, sports, karaoking rap songs on snapchat, traffic stats, and coffee (as a necessity for living).